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<generator>Blogsmith http://www.blogsmith.com/</generator><item><title>Passing Out Is Fabolous</title><link>http://www.tmz.com/2008/09/08/passing-out-is-fabolous/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.tmz.com/2008/09/08/passing-out-is-fabolous/</guid><comments>http://www.tmz.com/2008/09/08/passing-out-is-fabolous/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[Filed under: <a href="http://www.tmz.com/category/paparazzi-photo/" rel="tag">Paparazzi Photo</a>, <a href="http://www.tmz.com/category/nurse/" rel="tag">Nurse!</a><br /><br />After a long night at a VMA after party, rapper Fabolous passed out in the passenger seat of a hottie-driven Ferrari.Holla back!

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