Blagojevich-approved Roland Burris will not be sworn into office in the Senate this morning -- but after arriving in DC last night, the politician got a brutal taste of just how unwelcome he may be.
You know the difference between an unwed teen baby daddy who left high school to become an electrician and a HS dropout? Nothing, according to Sarah Palin.
She corrected several publications and their reports Levi Johnston, her daughter Bristol Palin's fiancé, dropped out of high school. He's doing it online, apparently, and Bristol is getting "her last credit" to graduate while taking care of her new baby Tripp. (Track, Trig ... Tripp. No, we don't get it either.)
The Governatrix also said she is "over the moon" about the new child, even though, she admits, the news of Bristol's pregnancy was "shocking."
Rick Warren, the pastor who will deliver the invocation next month for Barack Obama, apparently is doing a little image-adjusting in West Hollywood.
We got this pic, taken yesterday at Out of the Closet thrift store. That's Warren on the right (naturally), his arm around Erol Sarabi, who is openly gay. Warren, who supports the ban on gay marriage which has not sat real well with some Obama supporters, bought 8 to 10 books, two of which were his own (that doesn't help with his Amazon ranking). Warren told Sarabi not to believe everything he reads, that he does a lot for AIDS research and was happy that Out of the Closet does free AIDS testing.
Warren also said he met with Melissa Etheridge recently and the two planned to have dinner together -- go figure.
By the way, Warren gave a signed copy of his book to Sarabi. The inscription from the Bible, Proverbs 19:21: "Many are the plans in a man's heart, but it is the Lord's purpose that prevails."
The Prez-elect has proven he has no problem with pork. Well, chopped pork shoulder with a variety of other meats mixed in.
On Sunday, reports People, Barack Obama stopped for a mid-golfing snack and got hot dogs, drinks, and something the Hawaiians call "Spam musubi," which is Spam and omelette on rice wrapped in seaweed. Yes, it's delicious, and we know it isn't going to his abs.
He also reportedly offered reporters beers on his tab, which they declined.
According to these peeps, George W. Bush is a shoe-in for the worst President in history.
Following in the footsteps of an Iraqi reporter, anti-war protesters threw shoes at a prison uniform-clad Bush-alike outside the White House on Wednesday.
The two-term 43rd Prez has 33 days left in office.
There's a drag queen in the White House ... via everyone's favorite female impersonator RuPaul.
The 48-year-old hot tranny diva posed as both Barack and Michelle Obama as part of a holiday promotion for her new drag queen competition TV series "RuPaul's Drag Race."
If George W. Bush can become President, Tim McGraw can be governor of Tennessee.
And that's exactly what he intends to do, says the New Republic. He's been considering the idea for a while, but apparently Tennessee Dems are heating up the stove on Tim, trying to get him to run against Bill Frist in 2010.
Imagine Faith Hill being First Lady of the Volunteer State. And we know he's got the abs for the job.
Lame duck just got lamer: George Bush isn't letting Barack Obama move into DC ten days early, because his peeps have got to party. The Obamas had asked the President if they could check in early at Blair House, the official guest residence across from the White House, starting on January 5, because the Obama girls are starting school. But Bush's people rejected the request on the grounds that "receptions and gatherings" are being held there and the house won't be available for them until ten days later.
The official Obama camp have said they're cool with it. Right. Laura Bush's spokeswoman says it's a "non-story."
Sarah Palin's clothes cost the RNC over $100,000 -– and her emails ain't going for cheap, either.
Reporters have been trying to score the emails she sent and received as governor of Alaska, and Mother Jones reports they're actually available ... as long as you're willing to shell out 10 grand and wait several weeks. The mag filed a freedom of info request and was told "information specialists" would have to search all state email accounts – 70 in total.
During the campaign, a few of of Palin's emails from personal accounts leaked out, for free.
How John McCain could make anyone feel "dirty" is beyond us, but that's what Joe the Plumber is alleging today.
In an interview, as Politico notes, Joe Wurzelbacher says being on McCain's bus made him angry and some of the discourse "appalled" him. He says he felt "dirty" after "being on the campaign trail and seeing some of the things that take place."
The unlicensed plumber adds, for good measure, he thinks Barack Obama is "dangerous" and Sarah Palin is "the real deal."