Screw Aaron Cohen and his Israeli task force -- the best bodyguards in Hollywood are the schmos at Target.
The Target Special Task Force has run interference for Britney, but they were like Dirty Harry this weekend when Jessica Alba, Cash and little Honor wanted to "Expect More, Pay Less."
Filed under: Paparazzi Video
A photog from an outside agency put the screws to Sienna Miller at LAX, and her response is both classic and unbelievable. 
Filed under: Paparazzi Video
If you're bold enough to grab a hold of Gerard Butler without asking, he's gonna want a lil' sumpin' sumpin' in return.
Filed under: Paparazzi Video
Bonding over their mutual irrelevancy, 50-year-old Ray Romano and 53-year-old hunk Scott Bakula went boogie boarding together in Cali.
Their mad skills blew all the other 5-year-olds totally out of the water.
Filed under: Paparazzi Video
Fact: Cute, adorable puppies can trigger brief bouts of amnesia .... because after we saw this footage of Katherine Heigl playing with this super cute, snuggly puppy, we totally forgot about that time she bashed her Grey's Anatomy writers and that other time she lied to our faces about quitting smoking.
Filed under: Paparazzi Video
Just when we had almost cleansed our memory of his existence, professional leech Adnan Ghalib ('memba him?) came within mere feet of thrusting himself back into Britney's life during a trip to Sin City a few days ago.
Brit's ex was seen roaming around the Mirage hotel over the weekend -- the same time Brit was showing off her slammin' bod at the hotel's topless pool. But Douchey Smurf claims he was only there to celebrate his own b-day -- and had no idea Britney was in the city -- proving once again, he's still smurfin' clueless.
Filed under: Paparazzi Video, Britney Spears
Adrian Grenier's grandma is a bad ass, scotch swilling, cigarette smoking, card shark of a geriatric babe -- one who only proves the coolness gene must have skipped his generation.
Filed under: Paparazzi Video, Entourage
Reggie Jackson tried to throw paps off his back by pointing out someone a little more relevant -- A-Rod.
Here's what we don't get -- why'd the photogs stay on Mr. October? He was on the phone and hasn't allegedly slept with Madonna lately ... at least to our knowledge.
Filed under: Paparazzi Video, Talk Sports
Katy Perry now claims she's into bestiality. Or are we missing the metaphor?
Filed under: Paparazzi Video, Critters
Xenu broke the mold when he made Suri, but that didn't stop Katie and her Scientolotot from going to NY pottery studio Make yesterday.
They left empty-handed, but wouldn't it'd be great if someone could "make" Suri lose the damn baby bottle already!
Filed under: Paparazzi Video, Tom & Katie
There was a time Ashley Tisdale couldn't even walk out of her house without an army of screaming tweenagers marching after her (like a month ago) -- but it looks like those days are finally over.
The other "High School Musical" star hit the epicenter of her fan base yesterday -- an L.A. mall -- but the only people who approached her were the ones paid to do so.
Filed under: Paparazzi Video
Not everybody likes the new low-key Britney Spears -- especially her obnoxiously demanding fan base.
A few gals were pissed after Brit refused to pose for a photo for them -- while waiting in traffic! Though hearing one of the 'em scream, "Why's she being such a bitch?" probably didn't help their cause.
Filed under: Paparazzi Video, Britney Spears
There's a spoiled bitch in the Cyrus family -- no, not her.
Ms. Montana and Co. attended the birthday party for her aunt's pup this weekend, the same Maltese that went missing back in March. During the bash, Cyrus took a new MySpace selfie -- one that doesn't show her kibbles 'n bits.
Filed under: Paparazzi Video, Miley Cyrus
After laughing it off when a fan called him the country's "first black president" to his face, Bill Clinton's reaction when another fan gave him props for being from "the hood" is priceless!
Filed under: Paparazzi Video, Wacky & Weird, Prez Election 2008
When Paul McCartney couldn't shed the pack of paps from joining him and Nancy Shevell on a walk, he abducted some jolly ol' Englishman on the street and turned him into a bargaining chip. Lucky bastard.
Filed under: Paparazzi Video, Wacky & Weird
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