SPOT the Stain!
This is Spot. See Spot make a spot. Bad Spot!
Filed under: Full Throttle Fashion, Photo Galleries
Nothing Says Forever ...
... like a pair of wedding rings that look like they were bought at a Hot Topic in the mall.
Best of luck to you, Heidi and Spencer.
Filed under: Full Throttle Fashion, The Hills
Rivers Runs Through Michelle O's Wardrobe
Joan Rivers tore into the First Lady-Elect's wardrobe yesterday, whining that Michelle O needs to start channeling Jackie O -- stat! Then again, what the hell does Joan Rivers know about fashion?!
Filed under: Full Throttle Fashion
Michael Keaton, Private Dick
In 1989, Michael Keaton played Gotham's suave Bruce Wayne and alter-ego Batman -- but this weekend he popped up in Hollywood looking more like a Miami Beach P.I. on the trail of a philandering husband. Holy haggard, Batman!
Filed under: Full Throttle Fashion
The Self-Frumpification of a Hot Chick
Whitney Port is interested in a career in fashion -- and her personal fashions certainly are interesting.
"The Hills" castoff pulled some cash out of a Beverly Hills ATM yesterday -- she should use it to pay her grandmother for the clothes she stole out of her wardrobe.
Filed under: Full Throttle Fashion, The Hills
Madge -- Lock, Stock and Two Smokin' Heels
At her film premiere last night, Madonna brought out the big guns -- her .22 caliber Chanel shoes.
Wonder what Jewish mysticism has to say about killer pumps?
Filed under: Fashion Police, Madonna, Full Throttle Fashion
Michael Jordan -- Tickled Pink
Smokin' hot NBA legend Michael Jordan can do just about anything he wants -- except make salmon pink pants look good.
"Space Jam" is no longer the 45-year-old's biggest mistake.
Filed under: Paparazzi Photo, Fashion Police, Full Throttle Fashion, Talk Sports
It's Time for an Intervention!
Everyone is entitled to a bad hair day and outfit every once in a while, but Helena Bonham Carter has completely used up all of her get out of styling cards!
After being spotted dressed like this, and this, and this, and this, and this, and this, the 42-year-old mother of two once again orthopedically stepped out in London on Wednesday, looking like a homeless aristocratic 19th Century vagabond loon.
Someone please tell Helena she's not contractually bound to dress like she's in a Tim Burton film in her real life too. Or is she?!
Filed under: Paparazzi Photo, Wacky & Weird, Fashion Police, Full Throttle Fashion, Nurse!
Sam + LiLo = Mary-Kate
The bastard love child of Samantha Ronson and Lindsay Lohan has surfaced.
Mary-Kate Olsen was snapped leaving her NYC apartment on Thursday wearing Sam's fedora, hoodie and dress shoes mixed with Lindsay's hair, dress and bag.
Filed under: Paparazzi Photo, Wacky & Weird, Fashion Police, Mary-Kate/Ashley Olsen, Full Throttle Fashion
Lauren Conrad Chokes at Own Fashion Show
Awkard silence, painful narration and mediocre fashion -- in a nut shell, L.C.'s show yesterday was hilarious.
With only two fashion models to support her, Lauren ran out of gas, referring to one of her outfits as "there's this." That sure makes us want to buy it.
Filed under: Full Throttle Fashion, The Hills
Mary-Kate Trashes Outfit Too
Her former home isn't the only thing Mary-Kate Olsen allegedly has ruined -- her latest outfit is also a huge debacle.
Looking like a risen Kurt Cobain, MKO hit the streets of L.A. on Monday decked out in a 1992 frat flannel, Catherine Bach's tattered Daisy Dukes and a pair of orthopedic gladiator sandals. What? No iced coffee drink?!
Both she and her old kitchen need an extreme makeover.
Filed under: Paparazzi Photo, Fashion Police, Mary-Kate/Ashley Olsen, Full Throttle Fashion
Ice-T Pledges The Pink Ladies
Not a Crips blue or a Bloods red, ex-gangsta Ice-T wears Crystal Light fuchsia.
The 50-year-old "Law & Order:SVU" star and his classy wife Coco donned different hues of pink out in Vegas this weekend.
If Ice had any street cred after appearing on "Celebrity Family Feud," that pink pantsuit just murdered it.
Filed under: Fashion Police, Full Throttle Fashion, Nurse!
Unidentified Flashing Object Spotted at Premiere
Despite being unknown, someone called Jo Champa has never been more overexposed. 
Champa -- who once starred in an episode of "JAG" -- borrowed one of Elvira's gowns and revealed her credits at a premiere last night.
Those who can't act, flash!
Filed under: Wacky & Weird, Fashion Police, Full Throttle Fashion, Nurse!
Martin Sheen: Shirt Happens
Things that should never be worn again: acid washed jeans, Cosby sweaters, Ugg boots ... and the coconut and pineapple shirt Martin Sheen is holding!
The 67-year-old -- whose birth name is Rámon Gerardo Antonio Estévez -- was picking up dry cleaning in Santa Monica on Tuesday, when the fashion police were called to the scene.
No injuries were reported.
Filed under: Paparazzi Photo, Fashion Police, Full Throttle Fashion, Nurse!
The BET Hot Mess Awards
A whole bunch of people got arrested last night at the BET Awards -- by the fashion police!
Filed under: Music, Fashion Police, Full Throttle Fashion, Nurse!
