Passing Out Is Fabolous
After a long night at a VMA after party, rapper Fabolous passed out in the passenger seat of a hottie-driven Ferrari.
Holla back!
Filed under: Paparazzi Photo, Nurse!
Jessica Alba Targeted
Screw Aaron Cohen and his Israeli task force -- the best bodyguards in Hollywood are the schmos at Target.
The Target Special Task Force has run interference for Britney, but they were like Dirty Harry this weekend when Jessica Alba, Cash and little Honor wanted to "Expect More, Pay Less."
Filed under: Paparazzi Video
Russell Brand -- Working Girl
Here's alleged comedian Russell Brand at last night's VMAs (left) -- and Joan Cusack as a Staten Island secretary in the 1988 film "Working Girl" (right).
One of them was pretty funny.
We're just sayin'!
Filed under: We're Just Sayin'
Judge Says Borat Can Make You Look Stupid
If you're pissed about being mocked in that "Borat" flick, go to hell -- or Kazakhstan.
That's what a New York judge told the final three suckers who sued Sacha Baron Cohen, because they were made to look like fools in "Borat."
It's all in the fine print. The Borat people are totally off the hook because the waiver these people signed says the film is "documentary-style," which gives them the power to do anything they want. So the judge told the final three to pound sand.
Filed under: Celebrity Justice
Sienna Miller: I'm an Actress!
A photog from an outside agency put the screws to Sienna Miller at LAX, and her response is both classic and unbelievable. 
Filed under: Paparazzi Video
OJ Can't Get Arrested in Nevada
Pop quiz: OJ Simpson in a big Chevy SUV on the highway. What do you do? Drop a dime, of course.
And that's what happened today in Nevada: Simpson was on his way for the kickoff of his kidnapping/armed robbery trial in Vegas, when someone called 911, believing OJ was juiced.
The cops responded, pulled him over, but found no evidence he was sloshed. They did find a single black glove.
Filed under: Celebrity Justice, O.J.
K-Fed -- No Chicks, No Shame
While Britney was busy putting herself back together this weekend, K-Fed was out doin' what he does best -- boozin'.
TMZ spies caught Federleezy hittin' Boulevard 3 nightclub in Hollywood Friday, where he kicked it with a gang of dudes the entire night. According to our spy, Federline, decked out in a salmon-colored shirt, hung over the balcony in a "look at me" kinda manner, but never spoke to any members of the opposite sex.
FYI -- big stars like Diddy and Lindsay Lohan were also scheduled to show, but the only name that actually hit the club was Farnsworth Bentley.
Filed under: Britney Spears
Mini Me Now On Mini DVD
Verne Troyer is now on full display -- as of 5:00 AM today, his sex tape is online.
We're not promoting the site, but we can tell you the tape is available for the very small price of $9.95. We expect Verne's lawyers will come out swinging in about an hour.
Stay tuned ...
Filed under: Celebrity Justice
Oasis Bro Gets Wonder Walloped
How many special people .... run up on stage and assault a bandmember during the middle of a concert?!
A man rushed on stage during Oasis' show at Toronto's 2008 Virgin Festival last night and shoved Noel Gallagher to the ground during a performance of "Morning Glory."
Liam reached back his fist like he was gonna do something to his bro's attacker -- but he didn't.
Filed under: Wacky & Weird
Kristen Bell -- Bikini Hero?
Kristin Bell looks really hot in a bikini ... from certain angles.
Letting your hair down and losing the granny shades can do wonders for a gal.
Filed under: Paparazzi Photo, Beauty, Hot Bodies
If You Want Crazy, Demand the Real Thing
Britney Spears, circa 2004. Christina Aguilera, cheap knockoff, 2008.
Filed under: Britney Spears, Christina Aguilera
Brand Blasted for Cherry Pickin'
The Jonas Brothers all wear purity rings -- but VMA host Russell Brand got in some serious hot water with his extremely impure jokes about the Disney virgins.
Humorless "Idol" champ Jordin Sparks ('memba her!?) defended the boys after Brand bragged he'd bag 'em all by the end of the night. Hope he stayed away from Nick -- that kid's only 15!
Filed under: Wacky & Weird
Ding Dang -- Brit's Cover Up Exposed!
Britney Spears opened the VMAs last night with the telltale sign of a notorious lip syncher -- completely covering her moving lips the entire time she opened the show.
That said, TMZ eats crow for declaring her career dead after last year's girthy performance. She ain't dead at all after bizarrely winning three awards and looking awfully hot -- minus the spaghetti weave.
Filed under: Britney Spears
Dash: Baby Mama Won't Give My Boy Back!
Rap mogul Damon Dash's baby mama is holding his son "hostage," we're told -- and Dash is hauling her into court this morning so he can see the kid.
A source tells TMZ Linda Williams -- who's the mother of Damon Dash II, aka "Boogie" -- hasn't allowed Damon to see Boogie. So Dash's lawyer, Robert Wallack, has filed a motion to make Linda physically bring the son to court.
Williams has made an extensive litany of claims about Boogie's treatment as Dash's son, claiming he hasn't had running water and electricity in his house, among other things. Damon's lawyer denies all of this.
Filed under: Celebrity Justice
Brit in Snit with Mama Over Book
So as we told you yesterday, all that dish you've heard is in the Lynne Spears book about sex and drugs –- ain't really there.
But Britney is still PO'd about the book because it blames everything on Brit's ex-managers, says the New York Post and makes Lynne look like a saint. The paper says she's only talking to her daddy Jamie, who's got her on an even keel, as everyone could see last night at the VMAs.
Spears' rep says the report is "false."
MSNBC Loudmouths Dropped from Anchor Chair
After all the sniping and slap-fighting, Keith Olbermann and Chris Matthews are out as politics anchors for election season. They'll be replaced by David Gregory.The big move comes after Matthews and Olbermann have been accused of pushing a left-wing agenda too hard and have throttled each other on-air -- like when Olbermann made a mouth-flapping gesture with his hand during a Matthews rant at the DNC. It's totally embarrassing the network, say multiple sources.
Heather Mills – "Biggest Bitch on the Planet"
Not that we didn't know this already, but someone thinks Heather Mills is a kinda terrible person.Mills' ex-rep Michele Elyzabeth tells a London tab the one-legged wonder "not only misled me, she misled the entire world." Unclear what the subterfuge might've been, but it seems to involve "false stories about Paul McCartney" and bugging Sir Paul's phone calls.
This is good stuff: Elyzabeth says Mills wore latex gloves while playing a cribbed message so there couldn't be any trace.
Filed under: Let's Get This Party Started
