Britney Hires Private Dicks to Track K-Fed

46. keep ur beaver hole shut girl.

Posted at 6:27PM on Nov 19th 2007 by rancher windy

47. K Fed may be even dumber than Britney. If he wrecks her career, as he appears to be trying to do, he may kill the golden goose.

As for her -- she needs a serious bitch-slapping, but there is no one with that kind of authority over her, unfortunately. And she lacks the brain cells to impose self discipline, obviously.

The only prayer those two children have is for the judge to take them away from both of these "parents", give them new identities, and send 'em to South Dakota or somewhere to grow up ~ kinda like a witness protection program.

Oh, and then the judge should order that both the sperm-donor and egg-donor/breeder be sterilized for the good of humanity.

Posted at 6:29PM on Nov 19th 2007 by sarah

48. Here's a tasty video of BOTH Brit AND Kevin on drugs and drinking. Brit starts by saying "My jaw hurts". A classic sign of Ecstasy use. BOTH were doing drugs!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LN3NsquMr8I

Who can argue either is a good parent? Neither deserves kids!

Posted at 6:30PM on Nov 19th 2007 by Captain Obvious

49. I don't think Brit Brit has noticed... but she doesn't have ANY credibility left. She should have hired someone with credibility (who at least wears underwear and knows how to drive maybe) to say that "K-Fed was smoking dope and drinking near the kids!"

Sorry Brit... no one believes a word out of your mouth anymore.

Posted at 6:32PM on Nov 19th 2007 by Mina M

50. u go girl. all men r dogs.

Posted at 6:33PM on Nov 19th 2007 by wonder woman

51. Just give Kfed a pair of jugs and a short shirt. He'll have to go comando with his junk shaved.But poor Brit, life is tough when you're a zipper head.She's heading down Jackbone road fast!

Posted at 6:34PM on Nov 19th 2007 by Rudy Patooie

52. the only way 2 follow a dog is to do it doggie style.

Posted at 6:38PM on Nov 19th 2007 by proffeser anal

53. Well, if this is true and K-fed is as bad, then I foresee the kids going to be awarded to the court...this is a shame and yet another nasty divorce!

Posted at 6:41PM on Nov 19th 2007 by ace

54. We all need to get a life, who cares about them. They are a couple of complete losers!!! That shows how crappy our lives our that we have to feed off there crap!!!Time to grow up America and take charge off getting rid of these kind of things and people in our lives!!!!!!!

Posted at 5:07PM on Nov 21st 2007 by tiredoldmanofallthiscrap

55. TMZ...manufacturing stories where there are none......AGAIN!


So lame.

Posted at 6:45PM on Nov 19th 2007 by TMZ Publishes LIES

56. just follow da skunk oder.

Posted at 6:46PM on Nov 19th 2007 by hot 4 teacher

57. TMZ is just mad that someone is getting paid to do what they have been doing (for Kevin) for FREE!! suckas!

Posted at 6:49PM on Nov 19th 2007 by Suck It!

58. Well you know there is no way that the idiot brit came up with this idea, it makes sense. Neither deserves those kids, the kids need to get placed in a home with actual people, not with skank and skankier.

Posted at 6:50PM on Nov 19th 2007 by Rich

59. da papz allready follow him.

Posted at 6:51PM on Nov 19th 2007 by small town girl

60. They both partied during the marrige.If one does it they both did it. plus she's in the wrong for letting him do it,if she is going to say she didn't smoke weed. two wrongs bon't make it right. she just can't do it now in front of the kids because of the court appointed babysitter.

Posted at 6:50PM on Nov 19th 2007 by no better