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Britney Spears' mug was popped last night as she headed into a supermarket to fetch a few groceries after a hard couple of hours in the recording studio.

Wearing a tweed cap to hide her scraggly, shoe-dyed weave -- in her new disguise as a 1930s gangster/Calamine lotion spokeswreck -- the pop star picked up some corn flakes, eggs and cleaning supplies for her palatial mansion.

It's hard to be squeezin' in everything when you're a single mom, y'all.



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151. She's a celebrity. The cameras are always there. She knows it. She lives for it. If she goes out looking like that, she already knows it will be photographed. The question is, why would she want us seeing her like that? The answer is, any publicity is good publicity. We wouldn't be talking about her if she looked good...at least not until she does something noteworthy.

Posted at 7:48AM on Jun 28th 2007 by kippyj

152. EXCUSE ME #103 U SHUT-UP NOBODYS EVEN TALKIN TO YOU LOSER! THIS IS AMERICA WHERE WE HAVE SOMETHING CALLED FREEDOM OF SPEECH WE CAN SAY WHATEVER WE WONT WHENEVER WE WONT GO BACK TO WHERE EVER U CAME FROM WHERE THE RULES MUST BE A LITTLE DIFFRENT THERE IN UR HOME COUNTRY........AND BY THE WAY WHILE UR AT IT U GROW UP TELLING PPL TO SHUT-UP LIKE UR A DAMN THREE YR OLD......

Posted at 9:28AM on Jun 28th 2007 by Britney fan 4 life

153. Does anyone else see her mustache as well? Single mom?!?! She is NEVER with her kids!

Posted at 4:53PM on Jun 28th 2007 by kt

154. Is it smudges on my laptop or is Brittney growing a mustache??? I agree with the proactive comment....

she's a sad waste of fame..

Posted at 3:17AM on Jun 29th 2007 by annoyed

155. Leave the girl alone!! Like none of yall have ever had a breakout, or even ever messed up at all!!! You just arent being put under a microscope everytime u leave ur house, and people arent mking HUGE moneyfor pictures and stupid stories about u. Give her a break

Posted at 10:54PM on Jul 6th 2007 by katie

156. Brit! Girl!

Once upon a time you had the world in the palm of your hand.
We thrilled at your concerts. We'd listen to your interviews around and about, and you came off as a talented, intelligent young lady, knowing where she was going, and destined to make it big. And you did.

WTF happened? First, you denied having any tattoos. (when we first saw the one on your lower back) You acted like, My god....Me? A tattoo? No way. Still there gal, and it's not henna. The inks no big deal at all. Cool actually. But denying it was so weak.

Then came all those pics of you smoking. Some girls look kind of hot while they smoke, however unhealthy. Brit, you look 20 years older when you're pulling on a smoke, and if you keep it up, you'll look just like that 35 year old co-worker woman who I thought was at least 50.

Then came your grammar. While quite articulate on camera, we had chance to see you as you spoke candidly at home with k-fed. I very much hate to say this, but you come off to me as a someone who was raised in the dusty trailer park underneath I-5; using words like "sumpin", "ain't", and "nuttin".

Whatever you have left financially, which I'd suppose remains a small fortune, I'd advise that you invest well, because, as I see it, and probably you too, your career as an "A Team" entertainer is over-the-hill. I say entertainer because, IMO, you never were a singer with true talent, such as Christina. You were good at what you did for a short while - entertain the teeny boppers with breathy lyrics (spoken, not sung) and your then trim young figure.

I don't think your career is entirely over, but I'm damn curious as to what's next. Reinvention doesn't work for all that many.



Posted at 5:12AM on Jul 11th 2007 by Formerly Concerned

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